With apologies to Martin Niemoller

First They Came

First they came for the Cucumbers
And I did not speak out
Because I do not like Cucumbers
Then they came for the Iceberg Lettuce
And I did not speak out
Because I do not like Iceberg Lettuce
Then they came for the Spanish tomatoes
And I did not speak out
Because Tesco Man does not bring Spanish tomatoes
Then they came for the Beansprouts
And I did not speak out
Because I never eat Beansprouts
Then they came for me
And there was no one left
To speak out for me

My Salad Days were over...